I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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