I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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