I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Hey! you should come over!
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