Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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