I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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