Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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