I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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