hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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