I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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