i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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