I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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