I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Randomize