Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just want nice things and good sex
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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