So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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