Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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