so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i barfeds in our rink
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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