Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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