used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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