Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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