ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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