yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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