Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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