Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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