Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I will be naked everywhere
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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