3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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