I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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