Little spoons don't ask big questions
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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