Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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