ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
A bitchslap is in order.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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