Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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