I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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