Pregnant stripper...not hot.
In America we eat man semen.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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