Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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