We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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