Where are you?
In a non slutty way
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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