So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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