I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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