It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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