i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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