Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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