I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I supernannyed him into submission
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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