so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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