How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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