Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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