so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
that may or may not have been my penis.
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