their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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