yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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