I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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She told me I should be a condom model.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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