I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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