Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
im on a boat
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