Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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