he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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